I’d like to start with Ann Coulter quotes. (She’s that far, far right wing uberbitch, with the twig-like legs that shouldn’t be able to hold her up, in case you were wondering.)

“Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.”

“I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.”

“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.” “I’m more of a man than a liberal.”

“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”

The most natural progression from here is George W. Bush. You’ve probably heard most or all of them, but here goes anyway…

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." (Well, at least he understands the plight of the “every-man”.)

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."

And my personal favorite: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Here are a few more funny political quotes…

Sarah Palin:

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan."

John McCain:

"Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners. And the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent."

"Our economy, I think, is still -- the fundamentals of our economy are strong."

I’d say that’s quite enough for now. Do you have a favorite to share?

Until Next Time,

Danielle